Doctor say help me

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 682 views
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