Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.
Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta:No,agr usne handwriting pehchan li to?
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