2 choohe vs hathi
2 choohe darkht pe baithe the ,darakht k neche se aik hathi guzra, aur aik chooha us k uper ja gira ,hathi ruk gaya, 2nd:daba k rakh sale ko me bi ata hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1378 views
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