Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya

Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya,

Clerk: NIC Do,

Pathan Ne Biwi Ka NIC Dia.

Clerk: Biwi Ka Nahi Apna Do.

Pathan: Kal To Hmko Bola Tha K..
“NADRA” Ka Ly Kr Aao…

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