Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya
Pathan Passport Bnwany Gya,
Clerk: NIC Do,
Pathan Ne Biwi Ka NIC Dia.
Clerk: Biwi Ka Nahi Apna Do.
Pathan: Kal To Hmko Bola Tha K..
“NADRA” Ka Ly Kr Aao…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 831 views
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