Teacher- Whats Ur name?

Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 590 views
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