Egyptian mummy

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 573 views
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