1st Pathan: O yara Bike q tez krdi.
1st Pathan: O yara Bike q tez krdi.
1st Pathan:
O yara Bike q tez krdi.
2nd Pathan:
Break fail ho gya ha is se pehle accident ho jai jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen.
1st Pathan:
Good!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 755 views
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