VCR Uthaya huwa hai?
4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:
Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.
Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 698 views
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GIRLS:::::::::::::::::::
1.HARD DISK GIRLS:
remember everything forever.
2.RAM GIRLS:
forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
3.SACREENSAVER GIRLS:
just for looking.
4.INTERNET GIRLS :
difficult to access.
5.SERVER GIRLS:
always busy when you needed.
6.MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7.VIRUS GIRLS:
these type of girls are normaly called
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once enters in your system don,t leave even after
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Es Sentence Ko English Mai Translate Karo
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.
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Oh Shit Yar I Am Late.!
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Girl:Ha?
Boy:Always be careful!
Girl:And?
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Girl:So?
Boy:JKLM. Just keep loving me.
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See U In The Evening.
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Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
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