VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:



Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?

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