Habshi

Sadar USA mein tha.

1 building mein aag lag gae.

Sardar Fire Brigade se:Tum logo
ko Nechey Phainko main Catch karon
ga.

Pehle 1 Larka aya phir larki phir
admi phir aurat Sardar ne sab ko
pakar liya

Phir 1 Habshi aya to Sardar ne
chor diya aur bola:

O kanjro jehray sarr gaye ne O
te na Sutto…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 813 views
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