Ishq Kiya Bhi To Kis Se Kiya
Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai,
Teacher: “Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?”
Papu: “Mam, Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke Bhejti Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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