1st men : aisa kon sa department hai jaha ladies ko bharti nahi kiya ja skta.
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2nd Men : fire brigade q k ladies ka kam aag lgana hota hai bujana nahi,
l.o.l

by Toqeer shamshad (few years ago!) / 2039 views

Girls are like internet virus!

Girls are like an internet virus:

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The most funniest situation

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Funny

2 Pathano ki larrai ho jati hai:
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1st Pathan: Agar tu ne apne baap ka doodh piya hai to mujhe sai larrai kar.
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2nd Pathan: He hee khocha baap ka doodh to hota he nahi hai.
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1st Pathan: Abe to General Store pe ja Milk Pack ka Dibba Utha Dukandaar bolyga,
Rakh Tere Baap Ka Doodh hai Rakh

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A criminal broke into bed room

A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife

Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom.

Husband told Wife

“Satisfy him or he will Kill Us,

Be strong I LOVE YOU.”

Wife said:

He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY ,

need vasline and i told him its in the BATHROOM , So be STRONG

I LOVE YOU TO…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)