Principal ROUND pe nikla.

Principal ROUND pe nikla.
Uss ne dekha 1 teacher 1 ladki
ko kiss kar raha hai.
.
PRICIPAL – what is this ??
.
Teacher – Maar se samjahti nahi, isiliye PYAR se samjha raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 806 views
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