Jaan tu de raha hoon Or kia doon

Aik sheikh aadmi jo bara hi kanjoos thaJab marne laga tu
kisi aadmi ne oss se kaha
Sheikh saab abb tu app mar rahe hain Kuch Khuda ke naam par dete jayein

Sheikh ne aankhein kholte hoye kaha Jaan tu de raha hoonOr kia doon

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