Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr
Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr husbnd gehri soch me thaWife: Kia soch rhe ho?
Husb: Kia tmhn yad hy k kb tmhre bap ne hme date pr pkra tha 0r gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to mri beti sey shadi kro ya 20 sal k liye Jail jao Wife smiles: Yes
Husb: agr men sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.
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