Khubsurat girl
1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha
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Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?
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Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
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