School Me Master
School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola :
“Kami-Na”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 718 views
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Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
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