Sleeping Improves General Knowledge

Teacher To Sleepy Student:
Who Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?
Teacher:Yes Correct
It's James Watt.

Moral: Sleeping Improves Your General Knowledge. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 580 views
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