Nurse to patient with bleeding
Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
Patient: Snta
Nurse: Birthdate?
Patient: 01-Feb -85
Nurse: Married?
Patient: No, Car Accident..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 683 views
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