Dad give me the car keys
Son: Dad give me the car keys please. I am old enough to drive.
Father: Yes, but the car is not old enough to be given.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 688 views
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Nahi pata?
Ok, Mai btata hu...
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Isko tez tez padho khud smajh jao gay . . :
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jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha,
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yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,...
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,
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