Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 854 views

Main Tumhari Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Seeing his wife

Santa, seeing his wife`s nude picture hanging at an art Gallery; `Did u really pose for that?` Jeeto: `R u mad? Of course not.

He painted it from his sharp memory!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

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They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

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I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne

Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bina Sui Ke 14 Injection

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?

Circuite: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)