Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
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Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 873 views

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.

Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

Long lines
... A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
Did you manage to kill him ?", everyone asks him.
No, that line is longer than this one, he replies.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ombay ombay

Santa visits Bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So Santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek zaradri mota taza tha

Ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha...Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye.....Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko....Ding Dong.....

per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi, army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi....phir zardari bun gaya naya DON.... DingDong DingDong

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki baat

Santa- “Ab mai kisi ladki ke saamne shaadi ki
baat nahi rakhunga”
Banta- “Kyo… Kya phir kisi ne mana kar diya?”
Santa- “Nahi yaar, ek ladki ne sweekar kar liya
hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)