A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 947 views

Apne teachers ki respackt

Apne teachers ki bahut respect kijye

q k

is dunia me murghi k ilawa wo ek parsonality hai jo ap ko anda de sakit hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Qabar Ma Frishta

Qabr Ma Frishte 1 Admi Ko Mar Rahe The Phr Bhi W0 Hans Rha Tha

Frishte Na Wja P0chi
To Usne Kha Ke:

Mai Khudkash Hamla Mai Mra Hu
Ye Sir Mera Ha 0r Jism Kisi Or Ka

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A husband and wife

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pati ghar pahuncha

Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.

Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.

Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marte Marte Bhi Bhala Kar Hi Dala

Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya,

Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machli Aa Gayi,

Usse Pakad Kar Bahar Fenka Aur Bola: “Tu Toh Kam Se Kam Apni Jaan Bacha Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)