Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager
Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.
Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.
Husband: You Bastard! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 937 views
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