Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se meri GF ka number le liya….

Banta: fir kya huya???

Santa: bewakoof kal se aapni he behen ko romantic MSG vej raha hai………!!!!;-):-P:-D

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