Saas Vs Bahu

Naukrani: Memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

Memsahab: Chalo Jake Dekhte Hai.

Dono ek ke saath balcony pe aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.

Naukarani: Memsaheb, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Memsaheb: Nahi usko peetne keliye teen hi kafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 619 views
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