Teacher Pathan se:
Teacher Pathan se:
Btao Pine Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya Similarity hai ?
Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad)
Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay !!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 799 views
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Larke Ne Usy Batya K
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Pathan Ghar Gaya Or Darwaze Pe Danda Le Kar Khara Ho Gaya.
8 Bajy,10 Baje,Or Phir 11 Se 12 Baje.
Biwi Nahi Aayi.
1 Bajay Pathan Ko Yaad Aaya K
Humara To Shaadi Hi Nahi Hua. . .
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A Husband’s version:
My wife is like “Terms & Conditions” of a website!
I never understand what she says, but I always Accept…!
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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan: Kaise?
Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.
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1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko
roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
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Shobit: i'm 7 years old.
Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was
also 7.
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Agr ap k pas kisi ko dene k lye kuch bi nai hai to
aik zoor dar thapar hi de do zindagi bhar yaad rakhe ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Girl : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek Larka Marta Ha
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Boy : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste Use Kyun Nahi Karti
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!
Due to following translations..?
1. main aam aadmi nai hon?
(I am not a mango man)
2. Sarda or garma phal hain?
(Colda & hota are fruits)
3.Mujhe b english aati he?
(English comes to me also)
4. Do or Do barabar chaar?
(Give & Give equal to four)
5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?
(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)
6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?
(Tablets are walking on the road)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bacha Ghar se Maar khakar Skul ja raha tha.
Raste me kisi ne Pucha-:Beta Padhte ho?"
Bacha bola - "Nahi Dress pahan ke tere Baap ki Shadi me jaa raha hu."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)