3 Chimps escaped
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 922 views
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Ek purani adakara ek qasbey mein gyee to log us key gird jama ho gyey. Woh khushi key aalam mein boli, “Aaj 35 saal ki umer mein bhee utni hi maqbool hoon jitni 15 saal ki umer mein thee”
Abhee woh khamosh hui hi thee key ek nojawan bol para, “Kia waqai aap ki umer 35 saal hey?”
“Beshak!” adakara ney jawab diya
“Aap ko apni woh film to yaad hi ho gi jis mein aap ney ek bewa ka role kiya tha, or woh bacha bhee yaad ho ga jis ko us film mein loriyaan suna suna ker sulaya kerti theen”, nojawan ney poocha.
“Haan haan, bilkul yaad hey, aisey lagta hey jaisey kal ki baat ho” adakara boli.
“Mein wohi bacha hoon, or meri umer 35 saal hey”, nojawan ney sanjeedgi sey jawab diya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar To His Frend:
Yar Meri Bv Pani Se Bohat
Darti Hai
Friend: Acha Wo Kese?
Sardar:Kal Main Ghar Gaya To Wo
Bathtube Main B Securityguard K Sath Bethi Hui Thi
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sonay k baad bi us k hath ka angutha hilta raha
faraz
us ko 15 rupee me 1000 sms karne ki adat ho gai thi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Once During The Tea Break
Between India And Pakistan Match….
Afridi Wanted Biscuits Wid His Tea…
Inspite Of Asking Sachin For The Biscuits
Who Was Close By To The Biscuits Plate…
He Called Inzy Who Was Standin Far Away….
Why So…?
Socho…..
Socho Socho………
Coz “Haq Se Mango Priya Gold”…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ki Cycle Chori Hogai
“Us Ne Alaan Kia”
Jis Ne Meri Cycle Churai He Wo Sham Tak Wapas Kr De.
Warna Me Wohi Kronga
Jo Mere Abo Jan Ne Kia Tha”.
Sham Se Pehle Us Admi Ne Cycle Wapas Krdi,
Or Pocha
“Ap K Walid Sahab Ne Kia Kia Tha ? Pathan Ne Jawab Dya!
“Unho Ne Dosri Cycle Khareed Li Thi”..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap :tumhen school jana kaisa lagta hai?
Beta:jana bi theak aurana bi theak hai lakin beech wala time mujhe khas pasand nai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
ONE DAY SANTA WAS CRYING.
BANTA ASKED HIM WHY ARE YOU CRYING .
HE ANSWERED I HAVE ONLY ONE BROTHER BUT MY
SISTER HAS TWO
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Extreme limit of “PATHANism”
Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw
&
fighting for the window seat…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Apni Maa Se Pitney k Baad
Papa Aap Ne Koi KaLa ilm Seekha hai Kya?
Papa: NAhi Beta
Bacha phir itni Zalim Bala Pakri Kese.. ?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)