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Santa 60th birthday

Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Main tere mobile se

Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms
bheju,
dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No yar, agar usne handwriting pehchan li
to…?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girlfriend ko gift dena ey

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai,
ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kissed her girl

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa kissed her girls

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I'm already married

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sharab se nafrat

Santa:- Yaar ye Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q
karti hai
Banta:- Q k sharab Pine k bhad
Chuhe Jaisa Pati b Sher Ban jata hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What kind of dog

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?
Santa: A police dog.
Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.
Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mechanic ne dehk ker kha

SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gaya..
Mechanic Ne Dekh K Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM
Kharab H,
Isliye Nhi Chal Rha.!
SANTA-Le 100 Rs. MAUSAM Naya Daal De..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bwtsman LBW hua

During The Match
Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Y do u prefer

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over
postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ne challenge kya

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le
jayega"
Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
mujhe pyar kerti ho

Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan
ke aana
Ladki black pahan ke aayi
Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe
andar se pyar karti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bill gates

Santa to bill Gates:
Tusi bade pagal ho!
Gates: Why?
Santa: surname Gates rakha hai. Or business
WINDOWS da
karde ho ji.?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teri cow ki aik ankh khrab hai

Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi
Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya
Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
B7hat bra dukha

Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Bohat bada dhokha,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sirf
35 kilo ka nikla..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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