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Matlbi dost

Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr
matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega.
Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de
samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Zindgi main pehli bar rikhsa dehka

Santa aur banta ne zindagi me pehli baar riksha
dekha..
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chota Tanga Hai.
Banta: Haan..
Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sher ka pinjra

Santa ne Zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer:Tume Sher ka Pinjra Lock ni Kia
Santa:Sir itne khofnack janwar ko kon chori krega?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ghar construction

Santa Ne Apna Ghar Construct Kiya..
Construction Ke Baad Uper Wale Part Par Color
kiya,
Aur Nechay Wale Part Par Likh Diya
"SAME AS ABOVE"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nayi ki dukan khol li

sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan
te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ?
banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich
pa le

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kutta susu kerta hai

Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte
hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar
bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam
kutte ka aaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa office jate waqt

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile
bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka
toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa
raha hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sim ka connection

Santa: SIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se
launga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SAnta tapasya ker rha hai

Santa tapasya karta hai
Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye
tapsya kar raha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Bakri se dor bhag rha tha

Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me
bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na
jaye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Me naya fm radio laya hun

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut
achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye
chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek bacha mila hai

1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka
hai aa kar le jaye."
Santa aya aur kehne laga - "Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN
ka bacha kaisa hota hai....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agerbeghwan tumhe

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or
akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena
chahiye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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