Teri cow ki aik ankh khrab hai
Customer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai, Fir Bhi
Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa- Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya
Nain-Matkkane Ke Liye.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1222 views
Similar Jokes
1st Pathan: Mere bache honge
To 1 ko Karachi
Aur 1 ko Lahore chor aonga....
2nd Pathan: Woh Kyu...?
1st Pathan: Kal T.V. per bata rahe they
Ke bachon ke darmiyan waqfa zaruri hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
miser:i have to buy a new comb immidiatley
friend:why did u lose yours.
miser:no.a tooth of the comb broke.
friend : thats no problem.
miser:it is. as it was the last tooth.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A teacher asked what is forgiveness..?
A cute little girl gave this lovely reply:
“It is the wonderful smell that
a flower gives when it is being crushed.”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Pathan & His Wife Were
Waiting 4 Train
Itne Mai Khyber Mail Aa Gai
Khan Bhaag K Train Mai Char Gaya Or Apni Wife Se Bola Jab Khyber Female Aye To Aa Jana
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u girl.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Urdu Pashto Chinse ki bmisal kamybi ke bad Ab Faraz in English; This is this and What is what Faraz, If this is what then what is this Faraz
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se
Payyar Karte Hai
Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De
Sakte
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.
Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aadmi road par khara ho kar hans bhi raha tha aur ro bhi raha tha,
paas se guzarne wale larke ne poocha:
Bhai sahib, kiya hua, aap kabhi hanste hain aur kabhi rotey hain.
Aadmi bola: Yaar hans es liye raha hun ke meri saas 7th floor se gir gaii, aur ro es liye raha hun ke wo meri naii BMW par giri hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)