Sitting on The Top of the Mountain

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 582 views
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