Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 733 views

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)

Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??

Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.

Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha

Netaji Ne Ek Bacche Ko Bhiksha Maangte Hue
Dekha, Netaji Unke Paas gaye Aur Samjhaya, Beta
Tumhe School Main Hona Chaiye Tum Yahan Kya Kar
rahe Ho.Baccha Bola School Gaya Tha Par Wahan 1
Rs Bhi Bheek nahi Mili.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phansi se pehle

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri
antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi
de do..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Deadly IQ Question

Deadly IQ Question.
Pathan to Santa: “where is abu dabi ?”
Santa: “jithy Ami Dabi,
Ody naal e zara para kr k Abu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)