Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 742 views

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya

GOLU Ne A.C Lgwaya
MOLU-Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He?

GOLU-Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya He
Garam Hwa Andar Or Thndi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Driving Exams Worry Me

Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!

Doctor: Don't worry about it. You'll pass eventually.

Liz: I'm the examiner!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho

Mujhe Laga Aap Mard Ho
Train chali, Santa ek dibbe mai chadh gaya
TT bola: kyun praaji, nazar nahi aati, ye ladies
dibba hai
Santa: Sorry ji, mujhe laga aap mard ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)