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Humare naukar ne chandi ka

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?

Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sahab aapka kutta

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Are raamu aaj tumne roti

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare ghee laga diya..

Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
500 saal puraani ghadi

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.

naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya

Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naukarani: Malkan

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se Payyar Karte Hai

Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha on 1st April.

Bacha on 1st April: Mama, kitchen main naukar naukrani ko kiss kar raha hai

Mama: Main abhi jaa ke unhain theek karti hoon.

Bacha: Ha ha ha April fool! "Woh toh papa hain."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Galti ho gayi..

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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