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A Pathan was asked in jail

A Pathan was asked in jail.
What did you do?

Pathan: I robbed a bank
and deposited all the money in the same bank.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ultimate logic of Santa

Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How do you express two

How do you express two words,with exactly the opposite meanings,in a single sentence...?Any

guesses?No?Say:"HAPPILY MARRIED

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do you know English

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DAD DID YOU EVER VISITED EGYPT

CHILD:DAD DID YOU EVER VISITED EGYPT DAD:NO

CHILD:THEN FROM WHERE DID YOU BRING "MUUUMMMI"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI

Santa: Do you Know English?
Banta: Yes!

Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the Opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So Simple Yaar.

NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Made In India

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta: Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
DEADLY IQ Of A Sardar

DEADLY IQ Of A Sardar
Whats The Oppsite Of Achaar?

Sardar: Onion! How?

Sardar: Achaar = Pickle
Pee-Kal So Oppsite Of
Pee- Kal = Pee Aaj Peaaj =Onion.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Santa & Banta Were Discussing

Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep

Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Made In India

Interviewer :Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta: Ok Interviewer :
Made In India
Banta :
Destroyed In Pakistan!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A woman visited a Doctor.

A woman visited a Doctor.
Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am...

Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a horse, right?

Woman: How do you know?!

Doctor: Your pony tail hair style.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Abbreviation of ABCDEFG & GFEDCBA

What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)

Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Musharraf joined Pakistani army

Musharraf joined Pakistani army and was given a gun.

Musharraf asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.

Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
River Walk

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Going Too Far

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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