There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1175 views

Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.

Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan fractured!

Pathan 2 Doctor:
Poray Jism Main Kaheen Bhe Ungli Lagaon
To Bohat Dard Hota Hai.

Doctor:
Suggested Full Body XRay
When He Checked XRay ,
He Found Frecture In His Ungli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi

Ek Bachey Ko Exam Me Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha

Bachey Ne Hr Ques K Neche

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Es Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladki ne wajan tolne

Ek ladki ne wajan tolne ki machine mein wajan kiya to 56K.G aaya to usne apni sandle utari to wajan aaya 54K.G, usne jacket utari to wajan aaya 52K.G phir usne duppatta utara to wajan aaya 50K.G phir uske pas sikke khatam ho gaye to pas mein baithe bhikari ne kaha sikka mein dalta rahunga tum chalu raho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SANTA went to court

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

... SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)