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Qurbani kon de ga

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
.
Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
.
Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
.
Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Qurabani ka gosht

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bakra Eid Special message

Bakra Eid Special message..
In Sallu bhaii ishtyles..... :p

VEER:
Jahan bhi gosht bhejun ga..
5 seir ek sath bhejun ga......

Wanted:
Agr ek bar me gosht bhej du..
To dubara mangne mat ana.....

Dabbang:
Hum tumhen itna gosht bhejen ge..
k tum confuse ho jao ge k...
qurbani tum ne ki ha ya hum ne......

Ready:
Tumhen bakra Eid pe 3 log zyada gosht bhejen ge..
I, Me & Myself........

Bodyguard:
Mujh per 1 Ehsaan krna..
Mujhse bar bar gosht na mangna........!!

Advance Eid mubark to all of u.........!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5 pathan aur 1 Behari

5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy,
.
Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
.
Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun!
Taaliyan

Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy

Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Elaan-e-Aam

Elaan-e-Aam

Apni Zakaat, Khairaat, Sadqat,

Aur qurbani ki khaalen, WAPDA ko dijiye.

Is se aapki Aakhirat aur Dunya roshan ho jayegi.Fu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan & mohala

Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Mere Mohalley Wale

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein. Dost: Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost:Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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