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Mere dada ne 1947ki jang

Santa:Mere dada ne 1947ki jang me dushman ki taange kat di thi

Banta:Gardne Q nahi kati

Santa:Wo pehle se hi kati padi thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chal bahar chalte hai,

Banta: chal bahar chalte hai, taazi hawa kha kar aate hai
Santa: Tu chal me Chammaj Plate lekar aaya


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa joins as accountant

Santa joins as accountant
Wo Pen ke sath scissors bhi le jata hai pucha kyon

Santa: Mujhe Cheque bhi to Katane hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Last year

Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweler`s shop.

Banta: And then what happened?

Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweler.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum Cricket dekhate ho

Banta: Tum Cricket dekhate ho
Santa: Han

Banta: Kisi Mahila Cricket Player ka naam batao

Santa: Simple, Mahila Jayewardane

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Drinking n driving dono

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde.
Banta: Y?

Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi

Santa ki Maa Ki tabiyat kharab thi, Hospital gaye to Doctor ne kaha ki "Test" Hongi. Santa: Inki umar zyada hai test nahi One-Day ya T-20 karwa lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai th

Santa Ki Gf Romantic Mood mai thi usne santa se kaha mere gahr koi nahi hai aa jaao

Santa-tu mere ghar aajamere ghar sab log hain.Tera man lag jaayega.


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
AAPKE JUDWA BACHCHE

NURSE-AAPKE JUDWA BACHCHE HUE HAIN. SANTA-YE TO HONA HI THA.PROGRAMME HI AISE HI DEKHTI THI-KBC2,INDIAL IDOL2.DHOOM2. NURSE-ACHCHHA HUA K DELHI6 NAHI DEKHI.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa goes for railway reservation

Santa goes for railway reservation
Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena
Railwayman: Seat nahi hai

Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi me ghar se le lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Me bahar ja rahi hun

Preeto: me bahar ja rahi hun aapke liyer coocker me khichari set kar di hai, 2 2 siti laga kar kha lena.

Santa: Muhn se 2 siti laga kar coocker kholta hai aur bolta hai lagata aaj usne mujhe oollu bana diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kahan se bol rahe ho?

Santa: Kahan se bol rahe ho?
Banta: Mobile se.
Santa: Main puchh raha hun konsi jaga se bol rahe ho.
Banta: Muhn se bol raha hun.


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: What is a fine?

Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta to Santa

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise rahata hai


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What is the fastest thing in world?

What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Santa:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)