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Police to Santa

Police to Santa : "Tumhara Dost kaise mara?"
Santa : "O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use Chuhe Mar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Raat ko Santa P K lauta

Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga
Biwi-P K aye ho?
Santa-Nahi To!
Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bak2 kr rhe ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek deewar par likha tha

Ek deewar par likha tha 'Yaha kutte susu karte hain' Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, susu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kamjori hai

Doctor-"Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit."
after 1 hour,,,
Santa-"Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai."

Doctor-"Kya khaya tha..?"
Santa-"Nariyal chilke sahit...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa galati se Sansad

Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha

Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun

Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Office jate waqt

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
RIM ka connection

Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Me naya FM Radio laya hun

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa tapasya karta hai

Santa tapasya karta hai

Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa tapasya karta hai

Santa tapasya karta hai

Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bakri se door bhag raha tha

Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher 2 sant

teacher 2 santa-tum me kuch kamiya hai

santa next day coat pant pehan k aata hai teacher- what is this?

santa-raymond,the complete man.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Me naya FM Radio laya hun

Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai

Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Elaan ho raha tha

1 Elaan ho raha tha - "Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye."
Santa aya aur kehne laga - "Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa park me baitha tha

Santa park me baitha tha.

Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?

Santa:Badla le Raha hu !

Frnd:Kaise?

Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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