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Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare

Santa Marte Waqt-Tumhare Ghr 10 lakh ka
daka maine dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b mene hi krai thi
Banta-Tumhe Zehar bi Maine diya he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa was drying some fruits

santa was drying some fruits in the sunlight and then eating them

Some1 asked what r u doing?

Sardar: I am weak. The doc has advised me to eat dry fruits!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa k truck k peechay likha tha

Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Very Tasty

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya

Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola

Santa Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hy!

Kitne Maah Ka Hy?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain

Docter :
santa jee Aap k gurday fail hogaye hain !

Santa : Ha Ha Ha
What a joke..

Mere gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
what d difference in mobile & ladline?

Interviewer: wat d difference in mobile & ladline?


santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha lia.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.
Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?

POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?

SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me q nahi?
POLICE:kya?

SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar gaya or pucha- Body aa gai kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.

Santa-Lo Batao, kitni Lambi umar hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo

Sir: Muhavre
Ka Istemal Karo..
'Muh Me Pani Ana'

Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gaya.


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1

Santa:Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me 1 Saal Lag Jata Hai.

Banta:Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa school me hans raha tha,

Santa school me hans raha tha,
1 ladhka bola chup kar
santa:-Q,tum kon ho..?

Ladhka:-main moniter hu
Santa bola:-main CPU hu...Ab bol...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki

Santa-Mera ghar itna bda he ki usme local train chlti he.

banta-Bas,sale mera ghar itna bada he ki agar1se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia

Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje
Santa: Nahi

Girl: Q Nahi?

Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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