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Beta 2 Bistar kyun

Santa: Beta 2 Bistar kyun lagaye?Son: Ghar Pe 2 Guest ane hai.Santa: Kaun?Son: Mummy ka Bhai aur mera Mama.Santa: Fir 1 or laga, Mera Sala bhi aa rha hai!


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Bhagwan tumhe

Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.
Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lunga
Santa: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Mobile Shop me

Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card Daal dena
Shopkeeper Man: Mobile Dena

Santa: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor hai mere dimaag me daal do


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
khana bana raha tha

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar hai'?

Santa : namak nahi hai.

Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?

Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Upperwale ki daya se teen

Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad mere larka hua hai
Banta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki

Santa Bus me ja raha tha ek laraki se takragaya
Larki boli: Thappar khana hai
Santa: MEra to pet bhara hua hai, Aap kisi aur se puchh le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek sar dard ki goli dena

Banta: Ek sar dard ki goli dena

Santa Chemist: Thora sochane ke baad, Sar dard hone ki to koi goli nahi aati

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Kg Pakora dena

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai, kuch surf saboon to dal deta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo

Doctor: Kamjori hai fruit khaya karo chhilke sahit
After one hour

Santa: Mera pet dard ho raha hai

Doctor: kya khaya tha
Santa: Nariyal chhilka sahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek adami santa se

Ek adami santa se 1 Kg laddu lene aata hai
Adam: Isme to chinti hai
Santa: Aap naaraj na ho, aapko laddo pure 1 Kg dunga, chinti jitana weight extra de dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biscuit ka packet kharid kar

Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar- barabar tor raha tha
puchha kyon

Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kal maine Hinjaro ke Raja

Santa: Kal maine Hinjaro ke Raja ko dekha tha
Banta: Kahan, kya naam hai
Santa:Yuvraj Singh, Sab usko angreji me bol rahe the, SIXER KING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai

Santa: Mere panv me khujali aa rahi hai
Jyotishi: videsh yatra ka yog h
S: Hath me
J: Paise aane ka yog h
S: Pet me
J: Swadisht bhojan ka yog h
S: Mathe pe
J: Abe khujale doctor ke pass ja mere pass kyon aaya h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Zarur Aaunga.

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,

Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha

Logon ne puchha kya huva

Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)