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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:30:43 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 10:37:17 AM

mak412

Age: 28

3840 days old here
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SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"

SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"

JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"

SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Posted on May, 19 2014 10:41:01 AM

mak412

Age: 28

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Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 02:21:03 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him "Loffer"
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it "Offer".
Feel the difference

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Posted on May, 19 2014 02:22:57 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3840 days old here
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Location:
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Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
"i dont like that kind of sms ok?" ;->

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Posted on May, 19 2014 02:25:10 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	hy Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ? . . . . Because . . . If They Were Small Round & White They Would Be ''Aspirins" ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 02:26:28 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 02:27:49 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 02:28:59 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today?? Tooo much Salt..why? . . Waiter: Sir hen is suffring from high blood Pressure Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 02:30:01 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Newspaper Mein News Lugi K
"50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys"

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys"

The Sardars Celebrated.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 02:31:23 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

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Posted on May, 19 2014 02:33:58 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 02:35:34 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don??t worry darling ?I am already married?. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 02:37:05 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 02:38:24 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 04:19:19 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 04:20:29 PM

mak412

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Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.

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Posted on May, 19 2014 04:22:44 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3840 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 19 2014 04:24:07 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3840 days old here
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Location:
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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

Shetext back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".

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Posted on May, 19 2014 04:25:38 PM

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