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khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
5066 days old here
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gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed)
Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
Sabirshah


Age: 34 Male
4070 days old here
Total Posts: 15423
Points : 83

Location:
Islamabad, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bhai jan mujhe to kuch samjh me nai ata hai k kia ho sakta hain na bhai jan me kia kehta hain na bhai. .

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Posted on May, 18 2014 05:40:44 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure.



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Posted on May, 18 2014 07:57:35 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

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Posted on May, 18 2014 07:58:35 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Posted on May, 18 2014 07:59:35 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems,
subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies
&
division of friends.


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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:00:53 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I've failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year's performance repeated.



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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:02:53 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 TEACHER: Arshad, name one important thing
we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Arshad: Me!


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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:04:05 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?

son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:05:12 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:06:13 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r married.



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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:07:28 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.



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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:09:07 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 One day Raja and rani
decided to send messages
to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid "This was a missed call"


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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:10:54 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Man 1:
"I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business."

Man 2:
"Why, What Do You Do?"

Man 1:
"i've A Company, Make
Tissue Papers ..." ;->


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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:12:16 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U're Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap"

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:15:30 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Man: Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:18:05 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
.
.
.
Dad asked: "how did u feel?"
.
.
.
It replied: "Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me"

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:20:04 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:21:18 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:23:41 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking



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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:25:00 PM
mak412


Age: 29 Male
3870 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
sargodha, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar


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Posted on May, 18 2014 08:29:23 PM
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