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khurrambaber Age: 42 5039 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3843 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Its A Humble Request "80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students." So Plz . . . . BUNK d Classes As Much As Possible n Save Our Teachers Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 03:45:58 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:47:17 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3843 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 03:48:29 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.

Why?

Because guru ji told him

Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:50:44 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3843 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:51:57 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3843 days old here
Total Posts: 1290
Points : 11

Location:
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A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u

Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar...

Man : wtf..... :-P:-D

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:53:32 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3843 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 03:54:53 PM

mak412

Age: 28

3843 days old here
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:56:22 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:58:31 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Husband wife watching an IPL match together:
After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's Bangalore vs Mumbai.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife: Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband: Who is girl here ?
Wife: Don't disturb me please .

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Posted on May, 18 2014 04:04:22 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3843 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home." Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 04:06:14 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Posted on May, 18 2014 04:07:29 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Graduation Speech:

I Would Like To Thank,

The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft 0ffice And
Copy Paste. . . !! =P =D

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Posted on May, 18 2014 04:09:16 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

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Posted on May, 18 2014 04:10:34 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3843 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 04:11:42 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3843 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 04:13:53 PM

mak412 Age: 28 3843 days old here Total Posts: 1290 Points : 11 Location: sargodha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Friends r like fishes. U have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a good one. Just like I caught u. so better stay nice otherwise I will FRY YOU.. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 04:15:11 PM

mak412

Age: 28

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If a man is allowed to select a girl
from 90 girls
and
Even if most beautiful is picked,

There's still the pain of losing
the remaining EIGHTY NINE....

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Posted on May, 18 2014 04:16:41 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4043 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mak bhai ap new ho k ap itne samjhdar kaise hain mujhe to pata nai hai na bhai jan kia kehte hain na bhai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 05:37:59 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4043 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhai jan mujhe to jokes nai ate hain me yahan kia share karun bhai jan kuch samjh me nai ata hai hain. . Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 18 2014 05:39:11 PM

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