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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


mak412


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A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata.........

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

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Posted on May, 18 2014 01:11:41 PM

mak412


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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st


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Posted on May, 18 2014 01:14:08 PM

mak412


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Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time,
then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.
Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.
By chance you may get the seat with me.
Then you may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet you. She is beautiful.
You may fall in love with her,she too.
Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.
And i am sorry that
I dont want such a poor son in law
who hasn't his own watch to see the time. ;-)

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Posted on May, 18 2014 01:19:10 PM

mak412


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Worlds shortest jokes:

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill...!!!

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Posted on May, 18 2014 01:21:07 PM

mak412


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Mr.Bean Science
.
Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs


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Posted on May, 18 2014 01:23:49 PM

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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time



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Posted on May, 18 2014 01:25:13 PM

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Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."


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Posted on May, 18 2014 02:29:11 PM

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.


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Posted on May, 18 2014 02:30:25 PM

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Sardar: Will U marry , after I die.
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

Wife : Will U marry , after I die.
Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.


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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:21:29 PM

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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina


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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:23:37 PM

mak412


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On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So

Keep Smiling n

Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN

But.

Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror

Warna

Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:25:48 PM

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Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:29:15 PM

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says,"To the only boy I ever loved!"

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:31:09 PM

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Y do couples hold hands during their wedding?

Its a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight begins!


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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:34:03 PM

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2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.


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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:36:54 PM

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Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them




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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:38:04 PM

mak412


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Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..



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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:39:35 PM

mak412


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Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:40:53 PM

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An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor

when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people

find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says,

"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen

and get me a dish of ice cream?

And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband,

"I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some

strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad,

" says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream

with strawberries and whipped cream.

I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen;

his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen

and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks,

"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"


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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:42:38 PM

mak412


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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto...

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Posted on May, 18 2014 03:44:08 PM