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khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

abubakar Age: 34 5045 days old here Total Posts: 1224 Points : 264 Location: wah cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar to chah gaya hai phr tooo Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 12:06:53 PM

khurrambaber

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Boy To Girl Before Exam: Hey All D Best

Girl: All Da Best To U Too
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But Girl Scored 80 Marks & Boy Failed
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Moral: Only Boys Wish With True Heart.. ;-)

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:18:16 PM

khurrambaber

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The Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High..
Man Called A Family Meeting On Saturday To Discuss..
Dad- This Is Unacceptable. I Don't Use This Phone, I Only Use My Work Phone..
Mum.. Me Too. I Hardly Ever Use This Phone..
Son- I Use My Office Mobile I Never Use The Home Phone..
All Of Them Are Shocked N Together Look At The Maid Who's Patiently Listening To Them..
Maid- Wat?
So V All Use Our Work Phones.. Not A Big Deal...! =P ;->

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:22:04 PM

khurrambaber

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In An Engineering University During A Math's Class:

Student:
Why Do We Have To Learn This?

Teacher:
To Save Lives!!!!!

Student:
How Does Math Save Lives?

Teacher:
It Keeps Idiots Like You Out Of Medical College... :

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:31:28 PM

khurrambaber

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:32:10 PM

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Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Poocha Kya Bat Hai?

Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:36:05 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:41:39 PM

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*Sardar: Beta 2 Bistar Kiun Lagay?

Son: Ghr Pe 2 Guest Ane Hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami Ka Bhai Or Mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 Or Lga , Mera Sala Bi A Rha Hai..:-)

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:42:28 PM

khurrambaber

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Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.

Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main

Jaag Raha Hun.

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:50:47 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Friend Sardar Se: Me Tennis K Barey Me Tm Sy Ziada Jnta Hun. Sardar: Acha Te Aey Duss K Tennis De Net Wich Kinnay Moray Honday Ne =P Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 12:54:01 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.

Sardar: Theek Hai,

Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:54:43 PM

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D Most Brilliant Sardar In Exam :
Problem:
Prove That LHS=RHS

(2x+9y)= 10x/3y

Sardar:
Multiply Both Sides By "Zero"
=>0=0
.'. LHS=RHS

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:55:13 PM

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A Tiger Killed A Sardar In Zoo.
A Man Asked Y Did U Killed Only Sardar In Crowd?

Tiger-Aur Kya Karta... Kab Se Bakwas Kr Rha Tha

"Ini Wadi Billi" :-D

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:55:43 PM

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Srdr:Aj Mn Ne Tmhari BV Ko Nhate Hwe Dekha!

4nd:kuty Kminy, Tmhen Shrm Nhi Ai,
Tmhri Bhabi Hy Wo

Srdr:Aby Kuty K Putr, Mn Nehr Mn Nha Rha Tha Or Wo Ja Rhi Thi

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:57:18 PM

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Deadly IQ Question.

Sardar To 2nd Sardar.
"Where Is Abu Dabi ?"

2nd Sardar.
"Jithy Ami Dabi,
Uthy Hi Abu Dabi"

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:59:46 PM

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Sardar: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Sardar:
Kia Pata Nikalta Bi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hy K Dikhai Kuch Nhe Deta.

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Posted on June, 10 2011 01:00:45 PM

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Sardar Ne Ye Sun Krr Sona Hi Chor Dia.
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Posted on June, 10 2011 01:01:22 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5069 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Admi Ki Ammi Ke NIC Per Beva Likh Diya Gaya, Woh Admi Gusse Mein Apne Abba Ke Saath Nadra Ke Office Gaya Or SARDAR Manager Ko Bola Isse Sahi Karke Do, SARDAR Manager Ne Pistol Nikali Or Uske Abba Ko Mar Diya, Or Bola Yeh Lo Sahi Ho Gaya. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 01:02:38 PM