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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy :Tumhare Pen me ink nahi hai kya? Girl : andhay h0 kia? chal t0 raha hai.. Boy : Acha t0 apna Number t0 likh ker dikha0.." Yeh b zaror Zubaida apa ka totka hi lag raha hai Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 04:39:48 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shakespeare said: "If ur heart burns while ur in love, use toothpste on burns to avoid serious injury" Us din Shakespeare Aapa se mil k aya tha Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 04:41:16 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Doctor: Ab Tu Aap Khatre Se Bahir Hain Phir B Aap Itne Dar Q Rahe Ho?

Mariz: Mere B.V. Mujh pe Phir Zubeda Aapa k Totkey Aazmaegi.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:41:50 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Agar aap k pas belt na ho aur pent dheeli ho to usy girne se bachane ka sab se asan tariqa hai k

pent k uper se kacha/underwear pehan lo
ZUBAIDA APPA K MUFEED TOTKEY :

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:42:20 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agr apki shadi nhi ho rhi to Daily Subha uth kr Apnay walid sahb k kmry k samny beith kr zor zor se dholki bajye Zubaida Appa K kutt khaney walay Totkey. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 06:01:39 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
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Points : 60

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Agar bus main seat na mil rahi ho to

kisi k mu k pas 2 teen phoosian maar dainy sy

wo seat chorr dy ga

apaa k Aziat Naak totkay.:-|

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Posted on June, 09 2011 06:02:29 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar gosht men dalne k lye koi sabzi samjh na aye to... Aap BHANGRA dal lein..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 06:03:17 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agr khane pine k chizon me makhi gir jy to. Use nkal kr itna chabayen k kisi or makhi ki jurat na ho ap k chizon ki taraf ane ki. Zubaida apa k ebrat nak totke Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 06:03:57 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kisi ko b bhag kr shadi krni ho unk lye 2011 me bOhT acha din hy Date 9.2.11 is ly sb doston ko Request hy k is date ka faida uthaen 9.2.11 ko 9 2 11 ho jaen:- (ZUBEDA AAPA K BACHI BHAGANE K TOTKAY) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 06:06:18 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai... Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 06:10:37 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
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Points : 60

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A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes.
Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class." And Submit It Tomorrow.

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class");
Getch( );
}

Be A Programmer... ;->
Think Differently! =P

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Posted on June, 10 2011 10:21:46 AM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
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A Fact :

"A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget

But

She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton..

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Posted on June, 10 2011 10:25:05 AM

khurrambaber

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Kid

ad, Can We Go To McDonald?"

Dad:Only If You Can Spell Mcdonalds

Kid:Thought For A Mint, Turned Around
N Said

Can We Go To KFC Instead?"

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Posted on June, 10 2011 10:46:09 AM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
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Girl-Nice Mobile.

Where Did U Buy?

Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race.

Girl-How Many People Participated?

Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.

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Posted on June, 10 2011 11:25:54 AM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boss: "Beware Of 50-50-90 Rule!" Employee: "What Do You Mean Sir?" Boss: "Anytime You Have A 50-50 Chance Of Getting Something Right, There Is 90% Probability That You Will Get It Wrong!" Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 11:30:02 AM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	An Applicant To His New Boss. "Sir, I Always Give 100% At Work!" Boss: "Oh, And How Do You Manage It ?" Applicant Replies: "Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!" Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 11:34:06 AM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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When I Was A Child, My Mother Would Send Me Down To The Corner Store With A 10 Rs, And I'd Come Back With
Five Kgs Of Potatoes,
Two Loaves Of Bread,
Three Packs Of Milk,
A Pack Of Cheese,
A Packet Of Tea,
And Half A Dozen Eggs....

You Can't Do That Now.
Too Many Damn Security Cameras!!":-D

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Posted on June, 10 2011 11:34:46 AM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Snow White Lived With Seven Men.. Pinnochio Was A Liar.. Robin Hood Was A Thief.. Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On.. These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With, And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up..:-);-):-D Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 11:35:20 AM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	When You Have Done Wrong And You Are In Trouble, Go To Your Parents For A Sound Advice, . . . . . U'll Get, , , , 99% Sound 1% Advice... ;-P Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 10 2011 11:42:46 AM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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An OLd Lady Gave The BusS Drivr Penuts 2 Eat.
Ths Happnd 4 Several Times.
The Drivr Said ' Y Have U Givn Me Such Wondrful Peanuts To Eat?
Why Don't U Eat Thm Urself?'
The Lady Replied 'I Dont Have Teth To Munch Thm'

Drivr:
Then Why U Bought Them?
Old Lady: I Just Love The Chocolate Around Thm. Hahaha:-D

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Posted on June, 10 2011 12:06:22 PM

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