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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM


khurrambaber


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Aadmi: tum bahaduri wala kon sa kaam kar sakte ho?
Pathan: main sanp ke sath khel sakta hun.
Aadmi: wo kese?
Pathan: hamare mobile main snake wala game jo hy..


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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:06:04 PM

khurrambaber


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Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti,
par hoti buht SWEET he..

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:07:14 PM

khurrambaber


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Teacher: Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?
Sam: MS Excel
John: MS Word
Matt:MS PowerPoint
Sardar After Thinking a lot:
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"MS Dhoni"


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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:10:58 PM

khurrambaber


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Aik Sardar ki shadi hui.. Rukhsati ke waqt Dulhan pehle Maa ke gale lag ke roi phir Baap ke gale lag ke roi phir Bhai ke gale lag ke roi or phir Behan ke..
Sardar ne Dulhan ko Ghar le jane se inkaar kar diya aur kaha..
"Jab ye tum logon se chup naheen ho rahi tou mujh se kaise hogi??"

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:14:04 PM

khurrambaber


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Sardar hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya.
Waiter: "What would you like to have Sir?"
Sardar: "One Plate Egg's Father!"


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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:23:20 PM

khurrambaber


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Teacher: where were u born?
Sardar: Amratsar
Teachr: which part in Amratsar?
Sardar:ki matlab which part
Puri body born in Amratsar.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:28:25 PM

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A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey..
Friend: "Aray waah, tumhara Gadha to Bohat intelligent ha."
Sardar: "Khaak intelligent ha.. 4 main se2 is ne jeti h 2 mae n

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:37:53 PM

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Sardar 1 ghar k niche khara susu ker rha tha,
Ooper se 1 Lady boli: Nazer nai aa raha diwar hai?
Sardar bola: Thora side pe ho ker dekho, Nazar aa jaye ga..,

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:40:54 PM

khurrambaber


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Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aaya
Dost: Kitne Runs Banay?
Sardar: Triple Century Hone Mein 299 Runs Baqi Thay, Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:41:51 PM

khurrambaber


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1st srdarni :
20saal tk meri koi olad nai hoi.
2nd srdarni:
te fer tu ki kita?
1st:
Fer me 21saal di hoi te abay ne mera viah kr dita,te fer olad hoi

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:42:25 PM

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English Man:My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.

But he Never Used Glasses.

Sardar:I know...Some People Drink Water Directly from Tooti.:-):-D

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:43:13 PM

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Sardar was Riding horse on road
Ishara tora to policeman ne seeti bajai
Sardar Ghora bhagaty hoy Ghoray ki dum upar kr k bola
Ly kar ly,kar ly number note ;->

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:49:28 PM

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Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya
Report Bohat kharab thi
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Sardar bache se bola
"Oy School te School...Tenu Ethey v meri Izat da koi kheyal nai." ;->

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:52:43 PM

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Bank Manager 2 Sardar: What is Cyclone?
Sardar smiled and Proudly answered:
Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle! :-D :-P B-)


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Posted on June, 09 2011 02:10:22 PM

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Pthan:Hm Muni sy Shadi kr raha hy

Sardar : Wo to badnaam hy
pathan: Wo aaj bdnaam ho rhi hy,
hm to tab se badnam ho rhe hain jb se SmS sasty huwe hain.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:04:13 PM

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Maths teacher 2 our brilliant sardar.

How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
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Sardar. Juice bana k ya phaariyan kar ke :P

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:05:02 PM

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Bhikari Sardar Se: "Mujhy Khane Ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai??"

Sardar: "Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?"
Bhikari: "Jee Haan."
Sardar: "Acha Tou Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana."


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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:05:39 PM

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Sardar to his father: "Aba, ethey aa ja".

His mom: "beta, abay nu izzat naal bulana chai da".

Sardar: "Abba, izzat naal ethey aa ja"!

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:07:44 PM

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Yar musibat k waqt Gadhay ko bhi Baap banana parta hai
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Pathan:
O Yara bari himmat hai jo teri Amma Maan jati hai.;-)

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:08:23 PM

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ager koi apko din k 12 bajhe kahe: "gudnite"

ya sham ko kahe:"gud morning"

ya raat ko 3 baje kahe : "happy brtday"

to samaj len k wo paper k zulm ka shikar hy...

exam ne use zehnii marizz bana dia hy..

asse logo k liya dua karen

"ALLAH unhey sabar dai"

apko bohat bohat eid mubark................

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:10:01 PM