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khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aadmi: tum bahaduri wala kon sa kaam kar sakte ho? Pathan: main sanp ke sath khel sakta hun. Aadmi: wo kese? Pathan: hamare mobile main snake wala game jo hy.. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:06:04 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jaleebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai? .? . . . ? . . . ? . . . ? . Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti, par hoti buht SWEET he.. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:07:14 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product? Sam: MS Excel John: MS Word Matt:MS PowerPoint Sardar After Thinking a lot: . . . . . "MS Dhoni" Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:10:58 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aik Sardar ki shadi hui.. Rukhsati ke waqt Dulhan pehle Maa ke gale lag ke roi phir Baap ke gale lag ke roi phir Bhai ke gale lag ke roi or phir Behan ke.. Sardar ne Dulhan ko Ghar le jane se inkaar kar diya aur kaha.. "Jab ye tum logon se chup naheen ho rahi tou mujh se kaise hogi??" Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:14:04 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar hotel main murgha khanay gaya laikin murghay ka english word bhool gaya. Waiter: "What would you like to have Sir?" Sardar: "One Plate Egg's Father!" Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:23:20 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: where were u born? Sardar: Amratsar Teachr: which part in Amratsar? Sardar:ki matlab which part Puri body born in Amratsar. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:28:25 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey.. Friend: "Aray waah, tumhara Gadha to Bohat intelligent ha." Sardar: "Khaak intelligent ha.. 4 main se2 is ne jeti h 2 mae n Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:37:53 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar 1 ghar k niche khara susu ker rha tha, Ooper se 1 Lady boli: Nazer nai aa raha diwar hai? Sardar bola: Thora side pe ho ker dekho, Nazar aa jaye ga.., Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:40:54 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aaya Dost: Kitne Runs Banay? Sardar: Triple Century Hone Mein 299 Runs Baqi Thay, Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:41:51 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st srdarni : 20saal tk meri koi olad nai hoi. 2nd srdarni: te fer tu ki kita? 1st: Fer me 21saal di hoi te abay ne mera viah kr dita,te fer olad hoi Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:42:25 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline

English Man:My Grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.

But he Never Used Glasses.

Sardar:I know...Some People Drink Water Directly from Tooti.:-):-D

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Posted on June, 09 2011 01:43:13 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar was Riding horse on road Ishara tora to policeman ne seeti bajai Sardar Ghora bhagaty hoy Ghoray ki dum upar kr k bola Ly kar ly,kar ly number note ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:49:28 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya Report Bohat kharab thi . . Sardar bache se bola "Oy School te School...Tenu Ethey v meri Izat da koi kheyal nai." ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:52:43 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bank Manager 2 Sardar: What is Cyclone? Sardar smiled and Proudly answered: Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle! :-D :-P B-) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 02:10:22 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Pthan:Hm Muni sy Shadi kr raha hy

Sardar : Wo to badnaam hy
pathan: Wo aaj bdnaam ho rhi hy,
hm to tab se badnam ho rhe hain jb se SmS sasty huwe hain.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:04:13 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

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Maths teacher 2 our brilliant sardar.

How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?
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Sardar. Juice bana k ya phaariyan kar ke :P

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:05:02 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

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Bhikari Sardar Se: "Mujhy Khane Ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai??"

Sardar: "Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?"
Bhikari: "Jee Haan."
Sardar: "Acha Tou Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana."

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:05:39 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

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Sardar to his father: "Aba, ethey aa ja".

His mom: "beta, abay nu izzat naal bulana chai da".

Sardar: "Abba, izzat naal ethey aa ja"!

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:07:44 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yar musibat k waqt Gadhay ko bhi Baap banana parta hai . Pathan: O Yara bari himmat hai jo teri Amma Maan jati hai.;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 03:08:23 PM