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khurrambaber Age: 43 5184 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber Age: 43 5184 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Allah ap ko bee sabar o jameel aataa karay. hahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 03:12:25 PM

simplybest

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jahan "dostii" wahan "aitebar"

jahn "aitebar" wahan "mohabbat"

jahan "mohabbat" wahan "khuwab"

jahan "khuwab"

wahan...."H B L"......."

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:14:50 PM

simplybest Age: 33 5122 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	THNK U THANK U KHURAM BHAIIII...........BUS DUA KAREY......... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 03:15:43 PM

khurrambaber

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1st Sardar:

Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da bara shook ay,
2nd Sardar:
Tainu role kerra pasand ay?
1st Sardar:
Ch¡cken RoLe

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:20:29 PM

simplybest

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MENE APNE GHAR WALO KO SAB BTA DIA HE WO SAB MAN GAYE HEN

TUM B APNE GHAR WALO KO BTA DO WO B MAN JAYENGE.....

"SHAN BIRYANII K SATH QORMA MASALA FREE HAI.......

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:21:40 PM

khurrambaber Age: 43 5184 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	achaaaa jeee bata doun kiyaa. sub ko bata doun. hahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 03:23:14 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar: I LOVE U

Girl: Way chal pary ho tery vargy nu love karan to pehle main mar na javan
Sardar: Fittay moo!
Mar javien kisi gareeb dy kam na aavien.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:25:00 PM

khurrambaber

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1 srdar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gaye

Logon ny kaha
Chalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi ki
Srdar bola
O wech wech k tay zewar lya c.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:25:51 PM

khurrambaber

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TEACHER:

Agar do peepal ke paudon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahen gay?
SARDAR:
Us rassi ko bolen gay "NOKIA"(Connecting peepal) :-)

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:26:49 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar England main club pe chla gia,

Wahan ja k khoob nachne or dance krny k bad,
bola,
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O koi menu dassay ae shadi kidi ae ?.:-)

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Posted on June, 09 2011 03:37:41 PM

khurrambaber

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Teacher:

Batao k Chooza anday se kese nikalta hy?
Sardar:
Miss ay gal ayni Important nai,
Sochan aali gal ay hy k Choocha anday wich wariya kinj.....!:-...

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:09:22 PM

khurrambaber

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Tchr to sardar:ur son is a fool.

see his report
Eng-6
Maths-7
Sc-4
Sst-8
Total-25
Sardar-"TOTAL" me kamaal he kar diya. Is subject ki to tution b nahi lagayi thi

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:09:53 PM

khurrambaber

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A Sardar was cutting the sides of capsule before taking it.

His friend asked. Why are u cutting the sides of capsule.

He said. To avoide Side Effects.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:10:23 PM

khurrambaber

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Sardar: Prito "ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day

"Prito: "nahi menu sharam andi ey
"Sardar: "ek wari keh de"
Prito "oo nahi"
Sardar:"dekh le fer meri pain nahi.:-P

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:10:56 PM

khurrambaber

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Bacha School jatey huway Ro raha tha.

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Sardar:
Sher de bachey Rondey nai.
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Bacha:
Saaleya Sher de Bachey School vi naii jaande.

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:28:17 PM

khurrambaber

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Aik sardar zebra crossing pey baar baar idhar sey udhar chal raha tha

but
Woh soch kya raha tha?
Think?
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?
?
Aey piano wajda kyon nai...?

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:34:40 PM

khurrambaber

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Teacher:

10 fruits k name batao!
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Sardar:
5 Amrood,
5 Maaltay ; )

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:35:43 PM

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Teacher: Agar tum apni Ammi ko "MUM" kaho to ami se bari Khala or Choti Khala ko kia kahogay?

Sardar: Bari ko
"maxiMUM"
Or,
Choti ko
"miniMUM"

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Posted on June, 09 2011 04:36:33 PM

khurrambaber Age: 43 5184 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain to apny moun per Meezan oil lagain. Kyun K. Her cheez Meezan main achi lagti hay.! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 04:37:30 PM

khurrambaber Age: 43 5184 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy: I love U. Tum dunya ki sbse khubsurat larki ho Girl: Acha pr tmhre peche mjhse b zyada haseen larki khari he. Boy turn back bt waha koi nai tha Girl: Agar tum mjhse pyar krte to kbi pechy nahi murrte. . . MORAL: Abay moral woral kuch nahi Bachi tez nikli uske pas zubaida aapa ka ye totka tha.;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 04:38:48 PM

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