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khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
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Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
… Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.

..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . .

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:26:15 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

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6 Birds Were Sitting On A Tree...

A Hunter Saw That And Shot
Over Tree...

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5 Birds Flew Away
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But 1 Bird Kept Sitting
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Why??

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Bus Nakhre Aap Wale.:-)

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:27:08 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

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Hello!!
What's Wrong With Your Mobile?
Tried So Many Times
But
Every Time I Call It Says:

The Subscriber Your Are Trying
To Reach Is In Your Heart!

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:38:50 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	mot nahi ati. 3 jaga mot nahi aati. . 1- Jannat man. .2- jahannum man. Or. 3- Mare numbr pa msg karne sy ...;-) try kr k dekh lo. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 03:44:36 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Dr. To Patient's Frnd: Agr 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aty To Hum Isy Bacha Lete.

Friend: Aby Saly,

Aadha Ghanta Pehle To Iska Accident Hua Hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Kese Le Ata?:-P

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:46:04 PM

nadeem321 Age: 31 4979 days old here Total Posts: 934 Points : 37 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nice collection Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 03:48:36 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Sarkari Bas Me Bethna Nahi

Sarkari School Me Padhna nahi

Sarkari Dawa Khane Me Davai Karvani Nahi

Aur
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Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari.

Wah PAKISTANI Wah.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:52:44 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
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Sunehri Baatein

Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna

1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn

2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey ...

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:57:32 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Great Sayings
"This Life is Too short Even to Get "Jaali Degree"
I Don't know How People Find Time to Get An "Original Degree"

William Z@rdari.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:59:24 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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Behind every succesful b0y there is a girl"

but n0b0dy knows the fact that:

"Girls ch0ose only succesful b0ys"

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Posted on June, 08 2011 04:00:15 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill... . . . . So, Please Don't Look At Me . . . . I Don't Wanna See You Die.!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 04:00:46 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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AM I CUTE? TEST"

'Call Me'-If I'm Cute.
'Miss Call-If I'm Gorgeous.
'Text Back-If I'm Pretty.
'Text A Joke'-If I'm Charming.
'Just Ignore'-If U'r Jealous.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 04:01:50 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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m ne kisi ko coffee shop
me dekha
BoHT
Attractive
Graceful
Intelligent
Very Smart
Decent
More like a Celebrity.

Hm Qareeb gye

Oh God
ye"Sheesha"b na;-)

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Posted on June, 08 2011 04:02:51 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Value the people who touched your life,
And you never know when
They will be out of your life

And never come back
So
take care of me warna phir kehty phiro gy

Behti hawa sa tha woh,
Urti patang sa tha woh,
Kahan gya usy dhundho..

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Posted on June, 08 2011 04:03:21 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
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How To Kill A Girl?

Give her a Beautiful Dress

Nice Jewelery

Costly Cosmetics.

Then lock her in a Room without a Mirror.

Tarap Tarap K Mar Jayegi. :-)

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Posted on June, 08 2011 04:06:04 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5036 days old here
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Know About Chemistry
Sir: What Do You Know About Chemistry?

Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorine, Florin, Shirin,
Nausheen, Farheen, Ambreen, Samreen, Afreen, Yasmeen, Nasrin... :-)

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Posted on June, 08 2011 04:07:10 PM

HotEngine Age: 33 4983 days old here Total Posts: 4418 Points : 475 Location: N O R T H, Pakistan Status : Offline	very nice Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 08:40:10 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Our Parents Spend The First 2 Years Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk & Talk.. And The Next All Years Telling Us To Sit Down & Shut Up !!! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 12:49:16 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boyfrnd rushes home: pack ur bag honey,I have won Rs10 crores in a lottery.. GF: Wow!Thailand or Switzerland? BF:Who Cares? U just pack ur bag & GET LOST.. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 12:50:01 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5036 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Height of surprise,: G¡rl: today's my birthday,, what r u gifting me?=> Boy: Can u see that 'PINK CAR' on the right side of the road? Girl: yah yah=> Boy: Im gifting u 'HAIRPINS' of that same colour :-D :-P !! Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 09 2011 01:03:49 PM

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