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khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : jokes collection by khurrambaber (closed) Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| is tara ke lines laga de or lika Scratch kr ky answer parhlen. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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BOY :I Love U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Die 4U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Can't Live without U
Girl:Bhonk mat

BOY:I Will Send U EsyLod
Girl:Realy?
BOY:Bhonk mat

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Posted on June, 08 2011 01:37:37 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

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GiRL Apny Nabina Boy Frnd Se,

Kash Tumhari Ankhen Hoti To Tum Mere 'HUSUN'
Ko Dekhtey

Boy
Ager Tum Khubsurt Hoti To Kia,
AANKHON WALE TUMHEN MERE LiYE CHORTE?
('.')\ ! Andha hon
<) ( chariya
_/"\_ nhi..

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Posted on June, 08 2011 01:45:58 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

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Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?

Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min

Inbox dlete,
Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete

Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:24:27 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yaar aik sawaal puchna tha.. . . Pepsi ka nhi puchna . . Munni ki badnaami ka b nahi puchna . . Kasam sey Dadi or umair wala b nahi puchna . . Munji baboo ka b nahi puchna . . SheiLa ki jawani ka b nh puchna . . Bus ye puchna tha k . . . . . . . ZUBAIDA AAPA totKey kahan sey Laati hain??? Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 02:28:06 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,

Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:29:05 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

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1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki Ko Call Ki

Larka:
Hello Jaan
I Love U

LARKI:
Sachi

Larka:
Muchi

Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please

Larka:
Sorry Baji,
Wrong Number!

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:29:58 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
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Points : 60

Location:
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Hamari qismat ka ye pehlu to zara dekho
"Faraz"

jab humne usey kaha: "I love u":-*

wo boli:

Ada monkhey angraizi naathi achy:-)

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:32:14 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

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Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

“GALTI SE”

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:33:14 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
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Points : 60

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Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:35:01 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Kripya dhyan de …
..
..
..
..
..
Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya.

Ab apna kaam karo.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:35:35 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
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Points : 60

Location:
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2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe They,

Afridi Ne Six Mara Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,

2sra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:41:12 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl : Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi He Kya? . Boy : Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hu . Girl : Kyu ? . Boy : Meri Behan Ko BHABHI Chahiye... ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 02:42:17 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
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Points : 60

Location:
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A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin....
...
The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin....!

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:43:43 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Chor Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa Malik:Kon Hai Waha? Ch0r:Miyaaaun! Malik:Kon Hai? Chor:Miyaaunn Malik:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? Chor: Kamine Billi Hun Billi.. ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 02:45:00 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye.

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen
To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch)
Bna Rha Tha.

B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 02:45:43 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye.. . . . Kyun..?? . . . Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.. ;-> Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 02:46:14 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

5066 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
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For A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl Of Weight 60kg . . .

But For The Same Boy Its Quite Difficult To Pick Up A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2kg . .

Strange. . .

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:00:31 PM

simplybest Age: 33 5004 days old here Total Posts: 4186 Points : 402 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hehehehehe............so funny msgs......yar...or bhaii mai na koi id change nahii ki aik hi ha simplybst walii...alisha kon ha i dont kno..... ..... Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 03:05:44 PM

khurrambaber

Age: 42

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NoW 2011 Is StArtEd

PehLE Bata rAhA h0n PAng'Ge mAt LeNA

WArnA..

Phir SAaL k Aakhir mE MAafiyAn MAnGte Phirte hO tUm LoAg.. ;->)

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Posted on June, 08 2011 03:06:09 PM

khurrambaber Age: 42 5066 days old here Total Posts: 2400 Points : 60 Location: gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	thanku jeee simply jee . main ny kab kaha ky ap ny alisha id banayee hai. woh tu usay kah raha tha. aap mufat main hee tentionly gaeee hain. hahaha. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 08 2011 03:11:57 PM

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