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khurrambaber


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Aik sardar ko exam my koi swal nahe ata tha,srdar ny hr swal ky nechay |||||||||||| is tara ke lines laga de or lika


Scratch kr ky answer parhlen.

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Posted on June, 06 2011 03:38:52 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
'shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA'

Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho

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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:23:40 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
.
Pata hai kya hua?
.

Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.

Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis time Qabool hojaye

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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:32:51 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge?

pakistani:

Melody Queen

NASEBO LALL ::-))


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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:35:29 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Jab light ho out of control"

"Taar ko TU kar ke goal"

"Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal"

"AaaaLL IS WELL"

"K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga"???

"Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga"

"Tar utha Kunda laga"

"Kunda laga k bol bhayya"

"AAaAaAL IZZ WELL".........

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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:39:56 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko


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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:43:20 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A Guy Searching,

These Keywords on Google:

"How to Tackle A Wife.."

Google Search Result:

"Good Morning, Sir..!

Even We are Searching.." =D =P

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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:46:07 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 3 Womens
Topic: Husbands Sy Kaam Karwana

American: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Khana Tum Pakao Gaye
2nd Din Us Ne Kuch Na Kiya
3rd Din Usney Rost Bana Liya

German: Main Ne Husband Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karo Gaye
2nd Din Wo Chup Raha
3rd Din Poora Ghar Saaf Tha

Indian: Main Ne Un Se Kaha Ke Ahinda Kapray Tum Wash Karo Gaye, Apney Sab Kaam Khud Karo Gaye
Aglay Din Mujhy Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
2nd Din Bi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya
3rd Din Aankh Ki Soojan Kuch Utri To Kuch Nazar Aaya (;

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Posted on June, 07 2011 06:51:27 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

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Posted on June, 08 2011 10:11:57 AM
HotEngine


Age: 33 Male
4797 days old here
Total Posts: 4418
Points : 475

Location:
N O R T H, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 COOL COOL.Nice topic

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Posted on June, 08 2011 11:39:55 AM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Phoolon mai Tum


Khayalon mai Tum


Dil main Tum


Baghon main Tum


Sapnon main Tum


Yaadon main Tum

0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 11:46:27 AM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

Aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo


-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a


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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:01:25 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di

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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:13:11 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Jab se aapko dekha hai,

yaqin karo

Raat

Din

Subha

Sham

Sotay

Jagtay

Khaty

Petay

Uth'tay

BEth'tay

Aatay

jaatay

Meri to HANSI hi nhi rukti.
MR.BEEN:

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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:14:25 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Puppo ko phansi ki saza hoi

juj ne pocha:
Koi aakhri khoahish?

Puppo:hmari jaga tum latak jao.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:18:50 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Boy: pee lon tere Nile-Nile Naino ki Shabnam.
Pee lu tere Gile-Gile Honto se Sargam.

Girl: Aby in dono k beech me Naak b ati hy, Waha se b kuch pee k dekh


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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:19:41 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Plz Plz Plz
D0n’t Listen Song
“Tery Mast Mast Do Nain
“4m The M0vie’
Dabangg’
Q K,
Is Ko Sun’ne Se Apko Mri Yad Ajaye Gi..
O My God
I M So Cute… =P ;->

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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:22:12 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Golden & True Words:

Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski Pehli
Girl Friend Ki Waja Se Hoti Hy..
...Aur
Uski Baqi Girl Friends
Uski Kamyabi Ki Waja Se Hoti Hain... ;->

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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:36:58 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
“Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful”

Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:37:41 PM
khurrambaber


Age: 42 Male
4850 days old here
Total Posts: 2400
Points : 60

Location:
gujranwala, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 ab be gali me chalo nazre juka kar chalo

es se app ke ezat nai barte balke

kise ke gere hove pasie milne ke chance be bar jate hain......

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Posted on June, 08 2011 12:51:16 PM
Nilesh


Age: 27 Male
4819 days old here
Total Posts: 2004
Points : 243

Location:
Islamabad, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 very nice jokes keep sharing.

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Posted on June, 08 2011 01:11:47 PM
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